Saturday, March 13, 2010

Marriage According to My Husband Part 1 & 2

PART 1

Philip: Over the last year, I've realized marriage is a lot cooler than I thought it'd be.

Me: Did you not think it would be cool?
{Pause}
Why would you ask me to marry you then?
{Silence}
You weren't thinking of marriage then, you were thinking of love.

Philip: Yeeeaaahhh.

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PART 2

Philip: Marriage is like a big corporation. I bring all my best employees, you bring all your best employees, scrap the rest and we build a big fortune five-hundo.

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